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Issue 58: What to Name the Baby
Issue 57: Marital Aids
Issue 56: Special Delivery
Issue 55: My Neighbor's Cat
Issue 54: Solving Puzzles
Issue 53: I Only Have Eyes For You
Issue 52: One
Issue 51: Two Possessions
Issue 50: A Little Insurance
Issue 49: Enlightenment
Issue 48: How to Deal With a Neurotic Parent
Issue 47: AA
Issue 46: Fear of Flying
Issue 45: Piles
Issue 44: The Artist
Issue 43: Breaking the Rules
Issue 42: Is That an Available Option? * Published in SF Chronicle *
Issue 41: Patience
Issue 40: Airline Labyrinths
Issue 39: Hot Date II
Issue 38: Hot Date
Issue 37: My Best Friend's Baby
Issue 36: And In This Corner...
Issue 35: Wash Me
Issue 34: First Weekend
Issue 33: The Curse of Evil Daddy
Issue 32: Thank God Youre Screaming
Issue 31: Men Don't Cry
Issue 30: Where No Man Has Gone Before
Issue 29: Nasty Habits
Issue 28: A Little Healthy Competition
Issue 27: Santaic Possession
Issue 26: Household Chores
Issue 25: Trying to Find a Gift Bow the Size of the Moon
Issue 24: Dog Logic
Issue 23: Men Can Sew!
Issue 22: The Gift of Giving
Issue 21: Pneumatic Evangelism
Issue 20: The New Father Workout
Issue 19: Waiter, Theres an Octopus in My Medicine Cabinet
Issue 18: Time Traveling * Published in SF Chronicle *
Issue 17: Its a Family Recipe
Issue 16: Consumer Commando
Issue 15: Very Important Things
Issue 14: The Joys of Living Alone
Issue 13: Bad Movie Addiction
Issue 12: Fatherhood: The Competitive Advantage
Issue 11: Why Men Think They Are Funny
Issue 10: Framed
Issue 9: Evil Taxis
Issue 8: Getting Exactly What You Asked For
Issue 7: The Art of Being Cheap
Issue 6: Unconditional Love
Issue 5: The Tropic of Avoirdupois
Issue 4: Memoir of a Food Slave
Issue 3: Animal Morality
Issue 2: The Untaught Leading the Taught
Issue 1: The Truth About Coffee