In This Corner...
And now, our main event of the evening, the one youve all been waiting
In this corner, weighing 24 pounds and the soiled diaper, its...Skylar
Wiggle Worm! And in the opposite corner, definitely not
picking on someone his own size, its
And theres the bell, Jim.
Looks like Dads going for the quick removal of the sleeper, Fred.
Hes already letting Skylar stand on the sink and hang onto the towel
Youre right, Fred, but usually Dad leaves that to the end when hes
trying to put the sleeper back on. He must be mixing his strategy up
just to distract Skylar.
And it seems to be working, Jim. Hes already got both legs off.
Look at the quick hands on Dad, Fred. Hes just ripped open the
three buttons on the onesy. This doesnt bode well for Skylar.
I wouldnt be so sure, Jim. The little guy is just biding his
time. He probably does find that towel rack interesting, but that
wont last long.
Dads got the diaper down...and theres a poopie! Dad looks like
hes going for a record time tonight. Oh no. He forgot to have a
diaper and wipe ready. Thats going to cost him.
This just might be the break Skylars been waiting for. Dads
down to one hand as he reaches into the diaper drawer
Oh! Did you
see that? Skylars dropped to his butt on the changing towel!
What a mess!
Dads lifted Skylar and thrown the towel to the floor. Looks like
hes going to deal with it later. And now hes wrestling with
Skylar...did he?...No! Dads managed to keep his shirt clean!
This is an exciting match, Jim. Dads swooped in with the wipe
and...hes underestimated Skylars strength. Hes going to
need another wipe.
If I know this little guy, we can expect...yes! Hes starting to
pitch a fit! Look at him squirm! Dads got his hands full just
trying to keep Skylar from flying off the sink and cracking his head on
the tile floor.
Whoa! Did you see that? Skylar scored an Inner Nose Gouge!
Thats gotta hurt.
Its doesnt look like Dads bleeding, so this match is still
Dads getting ready to put the fresh diaper on. Do you think
hell try for a laying down position, Jim?
Hed have to be a fool, Fred. That maneuver hasnt worked for
The diapers in position. Jim, those legs are looking pretty tight
Dads got a couple of options here. He can do a thigh or neck
What a move! Hes putting the diaper on from behind! Skylar
didnt even see it coming!
Skylars trying to crawl away but Dads got his leg pinned down with
his elbow. Hes not going anywhere.
Dads looking good, Jim. Most professionals try to get the straps
into the right position the first time, but Dad goes for just getting them
on. Some folks say he loses time having to readjust the velcro, but
he finds it easier once the diapers already on.
And it seems to be working for Dad, Fred. Its only been fifteen
minutes and hes already got the diaper on. And the onesy is
buttoned back up in a breeze. But you know what they say. It
all comes down to the sleeper.
We havent seen much action out of Skylar tonight. I wonder when
hes going to...Wait! It looks like Skylars going to his knees.
Dads got to tip him onto his back to get any leverage
Skylars pulled a half twist! If Dad grabs one leg, he spins the
opposite direction. What a fight!
Fred, Dad is in trouble. The sleeper is already twisted around
Skylar in a knot. And look, Skylars made a grab for the cold
water faucet. If he can soak the sleeper, its all over.
Jim, I think Skylars been saving it all to the end. Listen to
Beautiful move by Skylar! He bats the knob and the cold water blasts
into the sink just inches away. This could be it.
Oh! Dads got him by the foot for a Belly Drag with Skylar kicking
and screaming the whole way. Hes back on his feet and Dads got
the tough leg into the sleeper. This match cant be far from over.
Wait! Dads pulled a bottle out of a drawer. And Skylar goes
down for the count as Dad zips the sleeper.
Well that just about wraps it up as Dad claims another victory.
Fred, I hear Skylars already demanding a rematch when he wakes up at
6:30 tomorrow morning.
That promises to be a good fight, Jim. Be sure to tune in, folks.
Well see you there!