10
Sure-Fire Ways to Get Excommunicated
#10:
Learn to recite the Lord's Prayer backwards.
#9:
Refuse to accept the Eucharist -- bread transfigured into Jesus' actual
body -- because you're vegetarian.
#8:
Dress up your daughter as Lilith for Halloween.
#7:
Give up going to church for Lent.
#6:
Ask your priest questions like, "What happens to a baby that dies in
a car accident on the way to its baptism? Does it spend eternity in
limbo/hell with all the other unbaptized babies?"
#5:
Refuse to practice the Rhythm Method on the grounds that it's morally
reprehensible.
#4:
Laugh during mass or confession.
#3:
Have WWJD tattooed on your genitals.
#2:
Save time and effort: excommunicate yourself
And
the number one way to get yourself excommunicated
#1:
Read the bible, religiously.
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